diary/Bus Me

While walking back from the local Tesco’s, I was crossing the road with my bag full of munchies.
Look right, Look left, Look right again.
Cross
FUCK!!
A great big bus in my face driving on the WRONG side of the road, choc full of passengers hurlting toward me! Needless to say, I Peter Panned it out of the way with mere milimeters to spare…
Also needless to say, I shaked my Tictacs at that fucker.
Ho hum, dicing with death. Thats me, living on the edge and all that.